You'd think he'd be used to living with a barbarian by now, but no: "Dude. DUDE. You cannot put a rusty saw in the knife drawer. We have standards!"

Tiredness gauge: I was making squash bread last night, and poured the batter into the bundt pan, and kinda wondered why it didn't look like much . . . and a few minutes later realized that I'd forgotten to incorporate the squash. DERP.